welcome to the spiritual asylum
where healing sells for all ailment
treatable or not
where annoiting oil are purchased to cleanse the husband of promiscuity and prevent the wife from going insane due to her husband's cheating and lying lifestyle. This special shelter where holy water cures you of all diseases, mental, social and veneral diseases.
treatable or not
where annoiting oil are purchased to cleanse the husband of promiscuity and prevent the wife from going insane due to her husband's cheating and lying lifestyle. This special shelter where holy water cures you of all diseases, mental, social and veneral diseases.
This one shop where the cassock guy is the psychologist who knows to councel for turbulent marriage, even though he has never been engaged and his vows might never let him, yet, if he where, his, is a cosmetic marital bliss that must perform for the camera, match make for ageing spinters, not forgetting to give birth plan for women termed barren, since fertilty doctors never have the solution to your being unproductive.
Is it the white handkerchief that has refused to make that sickle cell child genotype become an AA? Why does this therapy alleviate the suffering of the politicians, inflate the ego of the nouveaux rich whose source of wealth is corruption, yet the poors tithe and offering maketh only the man of God wealthier?
Oh, maybe the sessions during weekday service,proscribed a certain treatment, fasting and seeding, and you were too weak to foĺlow through. since ulcer has never been nice to you. and your meagre salary has so many mouths to cater to, that's why you are still in the rat race Bro. Less i forget, that special pamphlet you bought, which was blessed by the man of God, will finally make your aged mother confess how she nailed your destiny to the coffin, it doesn't matter that been senile could be signs of Alzheimer, dementia or other ageing related ailment. Nah, it must be God punishing her for tying your wife's womb and locking your sister forever in spinterhood, but it's ok. She will eventually get tired of the verbal abuse and confess, so she can have her peace. Better still, she will die for your destiny to ressurect, that is what mothers do for their children.
Let me not spoil the fun. there was testimony of how sister Nkechi survived A motor accident from our blood sucking demons on our nicely tarred highway. She left out the part where the driver was drunk before the journey began, she didn't tell you also, how no one complained about the overloaded vehicle, since it's a normal occurance in Nigeira. How about the road safety agents they gave N200 on the road so they can pass without much fuss? And our ready and equiped emergency medical response team who where there to save other accident victim.you know those i mean. the ones who search the pockets of dying victims for fast cash,those medical guy that move already broken bones about, trying to get you out of the car thereby fracturing your already broken rib and spine the more, after all they are sympatisers, lack of first aid knowledge should not be a deterrant. Common,your pastor's prayer delivered you from occult spirit occupying the road. since pot holes are nice to our new cars, been a tokunbo doesn't reduce its efficiency. And hey! all those contracts awarded to fix the road,create more lanes wouldn't have solved or reduced road accidents, neither will drivers going to a training school help, after all, all those diverted fund will pay some tithes and seed or mortgage a contractor's own death through the all powerful prayers of the prophet. It was just all the miracle in your pastor's prayer.
Let me add, your unintelligent children need divine help, not more quality study time. No please, take them to the mountain where special prayers treat their depression. If someone ever suggest you meet an academic counselor to guide them in career choice or help monitor why they bahave the way they do, attribute it to your enemies of progress. I am not saying bullying in schools are not real, as a matter of fact it's not possbile that teenage complex could be a thing she is dealing with, How can it be? When your enemies can fall down and die, never to find that child acting out abnormally again. If she as much as score a D in her exam. you must intensify the vigil, you don't need to find reasonale solutuions, be it increasing your study time, paying attention to their emotional needs and helping them find other source of knowledge they enjoy. Your God must deliver you, so, your Bishop therapist has procliamed from the alter.
Let's tone it down a bit. When was the last time you exercised? Haaa! "daily nah" you do it singing and dancing, jumping and screaming while praying and praising. Was that not part of the therapy the doctor pastor recommended? It's fine even if the noise keeps other neighbors awake, you need to send evil spirit in your neighborhood parking. If peace cost them their health, that is how you know witches, they must move out to a more serene environment for you. If they suffer from insomnia, it is more because marine spirit disturb their nights, your prayers and loud music doesn't aggravate it, it only expose their nocturnal activities. Oh I'm not suggesting your worship centers be sound proof and your theatrics be contained. No, please your God is deaf and very much blind, that he can't hear or see this drama unless it's loud enough. While there be hospitals around you and schools where students need to concentrate and sick folks get a quiet space, make your mid day service louder and your megaphone bigger. You are doing us all a favour by seeking your God at his productive hour on everyone else's behalf. Praying off their sicknesses and unsettling the students ignorace is how great nations are built.
Let me not belabor you with my not so intelligent rambling. you see, whatever your daddy G.O has said has the ultimate say. Any other rational and logical solution will be a "touch not my annointed" matter.
while we finally wait for the church goers to take on our pbulic offices, because the ones there right now are atheist, ( that's why Nigeria is not progressing) to change our messed up institutions, revamp our ailing economy. let me and i'm not so sure wannabe atheist go and find a bible believing church to heal me of my NCD (Not Church Disorder) pshycho
someone recommend a God of man. because I can't afford the cost of a man of God.
